Making movies isn't an easy business. Especially when you never find yourself at the right place at the right time and don't know anyone. That's the story of Dave's life. Sure, he's made a couple of movies. But nothing that's done anything beyond a bit of internet and film festival circuits. His first film, "Toaster," for example, played in a total of two theaters and sold less than a dozen DVDs. Its biggest star was a chick that went on to be eliminated on the first episode of "Joe Millionaire."

With his bachelor of arts from Kent State University, Dave has continued his passion for writing that began when he was a mere boy scribbling screenplays in crayon. He continued his writing despite dismal failures on stage during his education at KSU. One play, "Toons," elicited such reviews as "This play @#$%ing sucks donkey @$$, and I hope David Grant dies and rots in hell. @#$% David Grant and everyone else involved in that play!" You think he would have learned his lesson, but NO!

So in the professional filmmaking industry, Dave was a loser. But that doesn't entirely eliminate the possibility of writing for other venues. Begging his old friend Brian for some money on the street beside a homeless shelter one day, he was offered a job on one condition, that he would take a bath and stop referring to himself as Napoleon Bonaparte. He accepted.

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