DRUNKEN CAT COMICS MISSION

We at Drunken Cat Comics take our work seriously. We have high standards that work towards our overall goal. A goal that far exceeds any other that we may have, keeping our priorities clearly aligned.

For example, some might say that our primary aim should be in producing high quality comic books. At this we laugh. HA! Quality comic books. Who are we to judge what makes something high quality? Who are we to say what is of low quality? Maybe we hate your favorite comic book. Or movie. Or song. Or maybe we hate your dog. Why should we judge other people's work just to create our own work? What are we? Critics? @#$%in critics?! @#$% that! We're not making quality our highest priority.

Neither will our number one objective be the customers. What would that really mean? I mean, are we supposed to do whatever the customer wants us to? You want us to spend more time coming up with stories that interest you? You might be interested in giant mechas and devil worship. We're supposed to put that stuff into Plungerboy comics? Forget that! You want us to not change a character, because he or she is your favorite comic character? Well, you'll be disappointed when we kill Scar and six months later bring him back from the dead as a demon spawn that shoots meat from his eyes. And you'll practically have a seizure when we have American Boy grow out his hair after his hand is torn off and replaced with a giant hook. I mean, what do you want us to do? Wait on you hand and foot? We have standards!

So what is our number one ambition? Money. We want to make a lot of money. Like billions. So please keep buying.

Thank you.

Brian Canini
Founder and CEO