Drunken Cat Comics went to JAIL!

By Alan Smithey

San Diego, California, 4/1/2008

All right all you cats and kittens out there, here's the scoop. Our gang of inebriated cats and our non-alcoholic dog got themselves into a bit of a pickle just the other week and have landed themselves in the big house.

So here's what went down. Apparently, our boys made their way down to Mexico and got themselves in a tight bind at one of the local strip clubs down in Tijuana. Let this be a lesson to all of you fine folks out there, at a strip club it's not polite to light a striper on fire just because she won't give you a lapdance. Anyways, the boys made a deal with the strip club owner, a very powerful leader of a Mexican cartel, to drive some drugs over the border in return for their lives... and a lapdance from one of the non-charred strippers. The plan seemed simple enough, after all who would suspet to white guys? Ever thing was going smoothly, that is until the police dogs at the border smelled something fishy... well maybe not fishy so much as something that smelled remarkably like 100 kelos of cocaine. But Dave and Brian played it cool. They quickly jumped out of the car and opened fire with two sub-machine guns on the unsuspecting border guards.

Needless to say, after much bloodshed and a car chase that sent them as far as Yuma, Arizona, the two were apprehended by police and now are in jail awaiting trial. If convicted the two will either face life in prison or the death penalty... just kidding. April fools! Until next month, may the comics be with you.